"Me" according to Elijah

1. What is something mom always says to you?
"Clean your room."

2. What makes mom happy?
Cleaning my room.

3. What makes mom sad?
Trashing the house.

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
With her weird dance moves.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Probably pretty bad.

6. How old is your mom? 34

7. How tall is your mom?
Elijah: "How'm I supposed to know that?"
(me: just guess!)
Elijah: 5'8"


8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Go on facebook.


9. What does your mom do when you're not around?
I have NO idea!

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for??
Probably her dance moves.

11. What is your mom really good at?
She's very good at being bad at dancing.

12. What is your mom not very good at?
dancing


13. What does your mom do for her job?
Goes to college.


14. What is your moms favorite food?
Croissants.


15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Everything.

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Minnie Mouse.

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Talk.

18. How are you and your mom the same?
We aren't good dancers.

19. How are you and your mom different?
she's a girl and I'm a guy

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
I just trust her.

21. Where is your mom's favorite place to go?
The beach.